Our man in Tallinn, or Estonia: the land of...

"Ladies and gentlemen, we will shortly be landing in Tallinn, where the temperature on the ground is 30 degrees. Thank you for choosing Ryanair”. 

30 degrees? These were not the temperatures we had been warned of…or packed our woolliest jumpers for. The heat of the day of our arrival in Tallinn at the end of August now seems like a distant memory – as I walked across the tarmac to board my flight home for Christmas (sorry Ryanair, you’ve now been ditched for Wizzair, but more about that later) it was zero degrees (which felt noticeably warmer than usual), there was snow on the ground, and the bright yellow runway gritters were being rolled out in full force. During the three and a half months between those two flights, I’ve been discovering Estonia whilst following a Russian language and literature course in the capital, together with everyone else in my year at Oxford who started learning Russian about 11 months before our arrival in Tallinn. What were we thinking…

Tallinn as seen from Pirita beach on the day of our arrival - note the swimmers!

One thing we found out very quickly was just how non-speaking-focused our crash-course in Russian grammar had been last year. I confidently greeted Olga (the mum in the Russian-speaking host family I’m living with) good afternoon/добрый день at approximately 8am on the first morning as I came down for breakfast, and if that could be blamed on a slightly too literal translation of the French bonjour I had got so used to saying over the summer, then what turned out for me to be a chronic mixing up of the words for yesterday/вчера and tomorrow/завтра couldn’t be explained away so easily. I’m sure it did at least lead to some funky unintentionally time-travelling stories for Olga to listen (very patiently) to me telling, about what I will be talking about in class yesterday, and what I saw at the museum tomorrow… Linguistic difficulties aside (they’re all part of the fun really), here are some of the things that have made the biggest impression on me so far in Estonia, the land of…

Swinging babushkas

Disclaimer: babushkas not pictured here!

Estonia is the first country in which I have seen more adults than children on swings. On the beach, in the parks, at the ferry port, in the forest, these swings really are everywhere, and I can only assume that such high supply means there is equally high demand. During the first couple of months (before I gave in to the cold temperatures) I cycled from the house where I was staying with my host family into town for classes, hugging the coast all the way into the centre. I would, without fail, every single morning, see a babushka (or a babushka-in-the-making if they hadn’t quite reached babushka age yet) swinging on swings specially built for the purpose. At least twice the height of a usual children’s swing, and with only one swing in each frame, this is clearly a construction built with one goal in mind: maximising babushka happiness. Maybe the town council relies on babushkas voting for them in elections, and so are forced to please them in this way, or perhaps the Estonians just value the joys to be had from swinging more than any other country on earth.

A sight to make any babushka's heart skip a beat (the swings were thankfully returned to their frame a few days later)

Izzy shows the Estonian children who the play equipment is really meant for

The Estonian stare

I sometimes wonder whether the buses in Tallinn are specifically designed to facilitate and encourage what is known as the Estonian stare. Safe to say I’ve now got used to it, but it was clearly noticeable following our arrival. There are a certain number of seats which face backwards, and if you find yourself sitting on one such seat, I can guarantee you that there will be someone sitting in a seat facing the opposite way (even if they’re right at the other end of the bus) looking straight at you. My initial response was to stare back at them, but that only worsens the situation, and now I have decided that the best plan of action is to ignore their presence altogether. Apparently it’s just the Estonian way of being polite (they are reserved people, and would rather look at you from a distance than break your personal boundaries and, God forbid, speak to you), and maybe after all it’s just because I have got too used to avoiding eye contact in Britain that alarm bells start ringing when I see someone staring into my soul from the other side of the pedestrian crossing or the other end of the bus in Tallinn.

It's evidently not just me that finds the phrase for 'next stop' in Estonian (järgmine peatus) rather catchy - there's a whole rap based around it on YouTube...

No customer service

You’re unlikely to be stared at by a shop assistant, but you shouldn’t expect to be smiled at. For them, the only important things seem to be whether you need a bag and if you’d like the receipt – I suppose it’s an efficient way of doing things. Unless, like me, you don’t have the Estonian to understand and respond to such questions, but the shop assistant hasn’t yet realised you’re not Estonian, and the whole exchange becomes a lot more awkward. Speaking of which, it’s always worth hanging around near the till in a shop before making your purchase while you decide which language to choose. Given that Estonia was part of the Soviet Union until 1991, their relationship with the Russian language today borders on hostile, and although around a quarter of Estonia’s population are ethnic Russians (and everyone who went to school during Soviet times would have learnt Russian there), the government is doing its best to make Estonian the language of communication in all spheres of life. Whilst I always hear Russian being spoken on the street by people of all ages, when in a shop, it’s always best to stick to English when talking to the shop assistant. Unless, of course, you know that they themselves are Russian, which you can only find out by hanging around the till and listening to see if they are speaking Russian to other customers (or by looking to see if they have a Russian name on their name badge, but by then it’s usually too late). Maybe I overthink it, but it definitely pains me less to try and make myself understood in Russian than it does to say the dreaded ‘Sorry, do you speak English?’, so I reckon it’s worth the extra few minutes hanging around. You can see why I make straight for the self-checkout when I see one in a supermarket…

Soviet Ghost Towns


In mid-October I went with friends for a weekend to Narva, the eastern-most town in Estonia. It was quite something to look across from the wall of Narva’s castle (one of the few old buildings left in the town after it was bombed in WWII) over to the castle in Ivangorod, Russia, just a hundred or so metres away on the other side of the river. 

What can you see through the hole in the wall?

Russia!

Traffic queueing on the bridge across to Ivangorod in Russia

More than 95% of those who live in the town are native Russian speakers, and more than 85% are ethnic Russians (no need to think twice before speaking Russian in shops and cafés here). It thus makes sense why an ice hockey match we went to in Narva (part of an inter-Baltic league) was the only event I have been to in Estonia where the sole language used over the PA system was Russian. 

The winning Narva side

What you gain in terms of Russian-language practice over Tallinn, you lose in terms of architecture – Narva is essentially a mix of Soviet apartment blocks and massive shopping centres built following the collapse of the Soviet Union, and the streets were deserted when we visited. Since we've been in Tallinn, the Estonian government has decided to set in motion the transition of all Russian-language schools in Estonia to Estonian-language ones, and it’s clear to see why they are having to offer substantial bonuses to encourage Estonian-speaking teachers to go and teach in such an area of Estonia as this, where Russian is so deeply rooted as the language of daily life.

The Soviet architecture remains, even if depictions of Lenin's head no longer adorn it

Cheap flights to Georgia

Having spent nine weeks in Tallinn, we decided to escape the increasingly grey skies of Estonia for some time in Georgia during our reading week (during which there was, rest assured, no reading to do). Having originally booked to fly into and out of Kutaisi, Georgia’s second-largest city, Wizzair (hope you hadn’t forgotten about them) decided a week or so before we were due to go that they actually had no choice but to drop us off in Tbilisi (Georgia’s capital) and pick us up 6 days later from Kutaisi airport. It turned out to be a stroke of luck for us, because it meant we could discover two different cities, taking a train between them halfway through our stay. 

The night of our departure turned out to be more of an adventure than any of us was expecting… First of all, a two-hour delay to our flight meant that all the Estonians on their way to Georgia had hit the Tallinn airport pub hard, and so you can imagine the antics which ensued on the four-hour flight over much of Eastern Europe (carefully avoiding Ukrainian and Russian airspace). My friends tell me there was a one-woman performance of Gangster’s Paradise coming from the toilet at one point: sadly she can’t have been singing loud enough to wake me up from my sleep… When we eventually landed at 4am at Tbilisi airport and waved goodbye to our drunkards (I’m fairly certain one of them got a stern talking to by Georgian police), it was time to book an extra-large Bolt and head to our hotel. If I thought that the monk’s speedy driving in Conques was dangerous, then my experience with Bolt drivers in Georgia has very much changed my boundaries of tolerance. Our driver arrived and we all piled in – I think this was possibly one of the only occasions when there were as many seatbelts as people – and before we knew it we were speeding down (and drifting across…) the road into Tbilisi. Our Georgian driver’s radio display was in Japanese, and all that was coming out of it was white noise. White noise which was soon turned up in volume to conceal a slightly worrying beeping sound coming from the dashboard. We slowed down, turned off the road and into a petrol station forecourt. This didn’t look like the hotel we had booked… The driver got out, apologising to us as he did so, shook hands with a mechanic who had appeared, as if on cue, from his petrol station (as you do at 4:15 in the morning), and this mechanic proceeded to knock on all the car windows and gesture for us to get out. We got out of the car (probably the number one thing not to do when you are suspicious you might be about to be kidnapped) but thankfully we were not, it gradually became clear, in the middle of a highly dangerous kidnapping operation, but the mechanic was simply adding more air to the tyres because the car couldn’t cope with the combined weight of having so many of us in it. We were swiftly on our way, and if any suspicions about our driver’s intentions lingered, they were immediately dispelled when he slammed on the brakes to let a hedgehog cross the road in front of us and commented on how cute it looked. If you wouldn’t run over a hedgehog, you wouldn’t kidnap a British tourist, right? 

Tbilisi by day...
...and Tbilisi by night

Bolt experiences aside (most of which were variations on the high-intensity theme of the first, including one ride which involved some high-speed dodging of pigs and cows which had strayed into the road), both Tbilisi and Kutaisi were fascinating cities at the crossroads between East and West – the streets were full of life, music and conversation and if crossing the road proved to be a chaotic experience at times, at least it made a difference from waiting and waiting for the little red men to turn green in Tallinn. 

Outside Tbilisi's huge cathedral

The food was delicious – we sampled khinkali (Georgian dumplings), khachapuri (a diamond-shaped flatbread with egg and cheese) and lobiani (a circular flatbread stuffed with beans), washed down with the wine for which Georgia is famous. Eating out was extremely cheap (as was travelling by Bolt, incidentally…) and, Russian being the main language spoken by tourists in Georgia, we could speak it freely in shops and restaurants there, without the same taboo which exists in Estonia.





Our Russian teachers in Tallinn had spoken very highly of the Georgians as friendly and welcoming people, and they lived up to their reputation on the 5-hour (Soviet-era) train we took from Tbilisi to Kutaisi halfway through our trip. Two men sitting near us struck up a conversation with us in Russian – where were we from? where were we going? were we liking Georgia? – and later on, another man (who had spent the majority of the journey cracking open walnuts with a knife and eating them) laid down his tools and started talking (in Georgian) to a babushka sitting with us whom - it appeared - he had never met before in his life. I must admit it sounded worryingly like an impassioned shouting match, but I think in actual fact it was just a lively discussion… Certainly no cold Estonian stares on that train! 

Argument or friendly conversation? Georgian-English Google translate results were inconclusive...

When it was time to fly back to Estonia and re-acclimatise to the cold, who should be on our flight but the Estonian drunkards, who had clearly been making the most of the Georgian wine-tasting opportunities over the past six days. The flight attendants (who were also the same as on our flight out) did not look happy to see them again…

Mountains visible from Kutaisi airport - Georgia made a nice change from the very flat Estonia

Snow

Not long after our return from Georgia, the snow began to fall – first English-style stuff which melts after a couple of days...



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The sad thing is that snow makes a guaranteed annual appearance in Estonia, so the Estonians don’t get at all excited when it starts to fall, not even the children, it seems. I remember Olga telling me that Estonia was a lovely place to live between the months of May and October – I’ll be leaving the country in the middle of May, so I guess we had our dose of ‘nice Estonia’ long ago, and what we’ve been living through more recently is ‘awful Estonia’ (her words, not mine!). Perhaps it’s awful if it happens every year, but there’s no denying that it’s also very pretty. The cold can definitely be (gradually) acclimatised to, you just have to be prepared to get caught up in a snowball fight on the way home from the bus stop…

Tallinn's Christmas market

Kadriorg palace, built by Peter the Great for his wife, Catherine, in the 18th century

New Year's Resolutions? Learn some Estonian, learn how to cross-country ski (the snow sadly makes cycling and running nigh on impossible) and learn some Russian recipes from Olga: will need some means of satisfying my recently developed Russian food addiction when I get back to Oxford next year…

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